Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures from J Magazine

02:50 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kelly Brook

We like Kelly Brook, and we like Kelly Brook bikini pictures even more, so isn't it great that J magazine just happens to have a whole bunch of Kelly Brook bikini pictures in their November issue. Now, if these pics look somewhat familiar, that's because we actually saw this Kelly Brook bikini photoshoot happening a while back. Of course, now we actually get to see the finished results from the main camera, rather than from the sidelines. Either way though, as long as Kelly is in a bikini, that's all that matters.

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Karolina Kurkova's Belly Button: Missing!!! Dun Dun Duuuuunnnnnnn!

10:40 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Karolina Kurkova

As if you needed more proof that Supermodels are actually clones or space aliens, just take a look at Karolina Kurkova's belly button, or lack thereof. That's right, Karolina Kurkova has no belly button. It's not an "innie" or an "outie." It's simply not there. And while this isn't actually a new condition, it did come to light once again after these Victoria's Secret bikini pictures were taken on the beach without any airbrushing afterwards. According to Page Six, magazines will Photoshop a stock belly button onto the Supermodel's navel when publishing bikini pictures of her.

"Karolina's body is amazing, but her belly button is unusual," says a catalog source. "It disappears in photos, so we keep a collection of belly button shots in different positions, and Photoshop them onto her whenever she's doing a bikini picture."

So what's the moral of the story? A) Supermodels are clones or possibly space aliens. 2) I'll use any excuse to post pictures of Supermodels in bikinis.

Oh, and... Cameltoe!

Photo credit: Splash News

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XANAXANAXANAXANAXANAX

10:01 AM, Filed under: Links

Winona Ryder was rushed to the hospital after taking too much Xanax. (DListed)

Cutest college girl yet. (CollegeHumor)

Emmanuelle Chriqui is the cuteness. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears doesn't like to be bored. I think that's the problem. (PopSugar)

Cheyenne Jackson doesn't like Kathy Lee Gifford. (Pink is the New Blog)

Gwyneth Paltrow apologized to PETA. (Just Jared)

Ashley Judd went to the UNC-Kentucky game. (IDLYITW)

Paris Hilton is double-fisting. (Socialite Life)

Madonna's face is revolting. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan is getting skinny again. (Hollywood Rag)

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Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pictures

09:54 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Shoshanna Lonstein

Shoshanna Lonstein is "famous" because backin 1993, she was dating Jerry Seinfeld. The big deal was the fact that he was 38, and she was 17. Yeah. They dated for four years, but then Jerry married someone else. It's okay, though, because Shoshanna married some other Billionaire. So how'd she manage to attract such rich guys? Well, I think you'll find the answers somewhere in these Shoshanna Lonstein bikini pictures. Hint: Her breasts are really, really big.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Are Alright

01:51 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is pretty useless overall, but she does fill out a bikini pretty well, what with that giant ass, and those mega boobs. No, there's nothing particularly revolutionary about these particular Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, but as Kim Kardashian bikini pictures go, these are actually pretty good. And for once, she's not annoying the crap out of me. Go figure.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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Like Romeo and Juliet (with Herpes)

12:43 PM, Filed under: Links

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden broke up. (Just Jared)

Who would stalk Jennifer Garner? (DListed)

Natalie Portman is still really pretty. (CityRag)

Madonna will be the new face of Louis Vuitton. So they want to have an ugly face? (Pink is the New Blog)

Katy Perry has a lollipop stuck in her cleavage. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still fighting. (PopSugar)

Suri Cruise is the most powerful alien kid in Hollywood. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears doesn't like her new laid back lifestyle. (IDLYITW)

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are having problems. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears says she got married for the wrong reasons. No shit. (Hollywood Rag)

Supposedly, Brad and Angie are mad at Jen. (Popbytes)

Link: Like Romeo and Juliet (with Herpes)

First Picture of Jessica Biel as a Stripper in Powder Blue?

11:49 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jessica Biel

Okay, so here's a blurry picture that hit the net a couple days ago, which is supposedly of Jessica Biel in lingerie from her upcoming movie Powder Blue. Of course, we can't fully see the face, and it looks like that push-up bra is making her breasts seem a lot bigger than normal, but those curves are undeniable.

So what's the big deal? Well, besides getting to see Jessica Biel in her underwear, we may also get to see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue, In fact, since our last report, it has been confirmed that Jessica Biel will be naked in the movie, and has "signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see - including shots of her breasts and butt," according to an US Weekly source.

So squint away, and get ready for the day when we finally get to see Jessica Biel naked.

Oh, and the creepy guy staring back at you is not Patrick Swayze, but his creepier, uglier brother Don Swayze. Sorry.

Link: First Picture of Jessica Biel as a Stripper in Powder Blue?

These Jennifer Ellison Topless Bikini Pictures are Totally Staged and Totally Hot

11:09 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jennifer Ellison

So you see these Jennifer Ellison topless bikini pictures? Well, they're fake. Okay, not fake, really. That is Jennifer Ellison, and she is topless, but these pictures have been totally staged to make it seem as though se was caught in some scandalous behaviour, without actually showing anything. I mean, if she was actually running around topless in the sun with only her boyfriend around, while basically having sex with him, as some of these pictures imply, wouldn't we at least see a little bit of nipple?

Now don't get me wrong. I don't really care that these photos were staged. After all, every magazine photoshoot is by definition staged, and Jennifer is showing off more here than she ever has before. It's just a little insulting to believe that they don't think we can tell the difference.

At the end of the day, though, it's boobs in a bikini, and not in a bikini, so it all works out.

Link: These Jennifer Ellison Topless Bikini Pictures are Totally Staged and Totally Hot

More. Sexiest. Megan Fox Bikini Pictures. Ever.

12:28 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Megan Fox

Back in September, GQ magazine put out what we decided were the Sexiest. Megan Fox Bikini Pictures. Ever. And now, we've got even more of these crazy hot Megan Fox bikini pictures. And even though they are outtakes, I think these shots are soooo much sexier than the ones published in the magazine. You're welcome.

Link: More. Sexiest. Megan Fox Bikini Pictures. Ever.

Still Preggers

12:12 PM, Filed under: Links

Ashlee Simpson has been in labour for 4 days. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lana Tailor: Cute, hot, Canadian. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been "married" for two years. (DListed)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer hang with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Talk about jumping the shark. (PopSugar)

Marisa Miller is never not hot. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson's country music album isn't doing well on the charts. (IDLYITW)

Brandy and Tyrese might be dating again. (Just Jared)

Amy Winehouse's beehive is back. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna and Chris Brown got matching tattoos. (CityRag)

Madonna told Britney Spears not to get married again. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Still Preggers

It's Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month!

11:31 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of the December issue of Allure magazine, and if these behind-the-scenes photos are any indication, it's going to be one hot issue. November is fast turning into Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month, what with Scarlett Johansson's cleavage in The Spirit, and Scarlett's cleavagey red-carpet appearance. And can I just say, Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month is way better than National Stamp Collecting Month. So stay tuned for the official magazine pics, which will hopefully have much more Scarlett cleavage, and for now, check out these hot behind-the-scenes pictures.

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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

10:50 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stacy Keibler

Well, here's something unexpected: Stacy Keibler bikini pictures. Okay, so "unexpected" isn't quite accurate, since celebrity bikini pics are pretty much our thing around here. What is unexpected, though, is that Stacy Keibler isn't really looking like her old self. Don't get me wrong, she's still crazy hot, but her extreme perkiness seems to be just a little less perky than normal. Of course, on the Universal Perkiness Scale, it's really just the difference between "Oh my sweet Jesus" and "Humunuh Humunuh". So, you know, not much of a difference at all.

More Stacy Keibler bikini pictures after the jump.

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Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures

10:12 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Chloe Sevigny

This past weekend's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show really attracted just about everybody to Miami Beach. One unexpected sight was Big Love's Chloe Sevigny in a bikini. It's kind of odd seeing someone who plays a Mormon on TV in a bikini, but then I remembered that e've already seen Chloe Sevigny nude, and it's not like she hasn't given a BJ or two on the big screen. So, when it comes to Chloe Sevigny, a few bikini pictures really shouldn't be unexpected.

Lots more Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures after the jump.

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Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian and The Other One Bikini Pictures

12:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian (yes, she spells Courtney with a K) were down in Miami for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and being reality show skanks, they naturally decided they would get some attention by heading to the beach in their bikinis. And aside from proving once again that they are world's biggest attention whores, the only thing they really proved is that they are in no way anywhere nearly as hot as those Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

Lots more Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian bikini pictures after the jump.

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Not Them Again

11:46 AM, Filed under: Links

Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos are back together? What is this, 2006? (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie is made of wax. Seriously, it's weird. (DListed)

Cute college girl + bikini = nice. (CollegeHumor)

Kristen Stewart doesn't really want to give you an autograph. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jessica Alba is hot. Her new hair cut is not. (Popoholic)

Heidi Klum's crotch gets bedazzled. (CityRag)

Miley Cyrus is not dead. (Celebslam)

PETA isn't happy with Lindsay Lohan. (IDLYITW)

Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick shill for Nikon. (Just Jared Jr.)

Scarlett Johansson talks about her feud with Lindsay Lohan. (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend isn't happy with PETA. (Hollywood Rag)

Link: Not Them Again