It's been a while, but Sophie Howard is back, and as sexy as ever in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. In this issue, Sophie goes through the A - Z of Sex, which is good as far as reading material is concerned, but you're here to see Sophie Howard topless. Thankfully, Nuts delivers in that, as well. So make sure the boss isn't around, and keep one hand on the Alt-Tab, just in case...
Tyra Banks will literally kill a bitch on ANTM this year. (DListed)
Tina Fey is looking hot, and Photoshopped. (Popoholic)
Elizabeth Mitchell from Lost is hot and loves cake. So does the fat guy from Lost, but he's not so hot. (CollegeHumor)
Jesse James says he's sorry to Sandra Bullock. (Pink is the New Blog)
The surprising thing is that Britney Spears isn't single. (PopSugar)
Kristen Stewart was the perfect choice to play Joan Jett because they are both expresionless. (CityRag)
Link: Runway of Death
You what I like about magzines? They do all the hard work of getting sexy models to dance around in skimpy outfits and then take pictures and video of it so I don't have to. As if I could do it anyways. But what I can do is show you those pictures and videos. Like these sexy Candice Swanepoel pictures and video from Esquire magazine. All of the fun, none of the work. Sweet.
Watch the Video:
Candice Swanepoel Video from Esquire Magazine
Okay, I really, really, really don't care about actual celebrity gossip, and especially not gossip about Sandra Bullock, but this one is a little different since it involves a naked, tattooed stripper. So, the story, from what I care to gather, is that Sandra husband, and one-time TV car guy, Jesse James cheated on Sandra with this stripper / walking art museum named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. Of course Sandra got pissed, and is now walking out. So why am I writing about this? Well, it is celeb-related, and there are some Michelle Bombshell naked pictures, and I thought you might want to see them...
Link: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Nude Picture Ends Sandra Bullock's Marriage
Of all the Supermodels out there, I think Heidi Klum might still be m favourite. Not only is she still superhot, but she still loves to get naked (or close to it) in front of the camera. Take these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the April issue of Allure magazine, for instance. First of all, it's Heidi Klum topless. Second, they might be some of the sexiest pictures of her that I've ever seen. That one of Heidi's breasts covered in whipped cream? Come on! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? And in the last picture where she's lifting weights, well, that might be the hottest one of all. All I can say is I hope there's more where they came from.
Adriana Lima is frickin' hot. (CollegeHumor)
Mackenzie Phillips got a new face. It's not an improvement. (DListed)
Looks like Heidi Montag forgot to get the Liposuction. (Popoholic)
Lindsay Lohan's dad had a heart attack. So I guess that means he has a heart. (Pink is the New Blog)
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are doing a movie together. It will be unstoppable. (PopSugar)
Miley Cyrus might want to lay off the steroids. (CityRag)
You could probably get a lot of money by kidnapping Suri Cruise. (Popbytes)
It's no secret that Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the entire planet, but every once in a while you might need a little reminder. Thankfully, we have Victoria's Secret around to point out this fact with some very sexy Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Yes, they're just catalogue pictures, not quite the magazine poses we'd like, but as far as reminders go, this one will do very, very nicely.
As we always say, once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel, and since we love nothing more than seeing Supermodels in bikinis, these Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures are great, no matter how old she is. Of course, they're even better than that, since we actually have a Stephanie Seymour nipple slip, too! Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Photo credit: Fame
So, recently, we saw a Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless clothing commercial, and now here's Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in another clothing campaign for a different designer, Thomas Wylde. Now, I'm not sure how being naked helps show what your clothes actually look like, since clothes are pretty much the opposite of naked, but whoever it is making these marketing decisions is a fucking genius.
Link: Rosie Huntington-Whitely Gets Topless to Sell Clothes Again
Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard go public. (PopSugar)
She may be a spinster, but Jennifer Aniston still has hot legs. (Popoholic)
Megan Fox + Lesbians + Zombies = !!!! (CollegeHumor)
Mischa Barton's credit card got declined. Twice. (DListed)
Paula Abdul is gonna be hosting Star Search, so that should be fun. (Pink is the New Blog)
What do Britney Spears and Presbyterians have in common? (CityRag)
Link: He Doesn't Deserve Her
I hate Heidi Montag. I really do. And I was resolved never to speak of her again. But it's kind of a slow news day, and she seems really intent on showing off her ridiculous plastic breasts. So whatever. Oh, and if she wasn't annoying enough already, these pictures were actually taken on the set of a movie called Just Go With It. Thankfully it's just a cameo. And hopefully she dies in the movie (and real life).
Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com
In case you were wondering, Alessandra Ambrosio is still sexy, and the proof is right here in the new issue of Elle France magazine. Of course, if you don't think that seeing Alessandra Ambrosio topless, or showing some nipple in a see-through top is sexy, well, you've got problems I can't really help you with. But if you do think Alessandra is one of God's great accomplishments in this world, then you're welcome.
Couple weeks back we did our first Rosie Jones topless post, and now we've got even more super sexy pictures from that amazing photoshoot. Some might be repeats, but if you have even the slightest problem with seeing Rosie Jones topless again, then you probably don't belong here.
Nicole Scherzinger leaves the gym looking hot. (Popoholic)
Remember when Lindsay Lohan in a bikini was a good thing? (CollegeHumor)
Being a whore just comes naturally to Aubrey O'Day. (DListed)
Beyonce and Jay-Z have a new nickname: B-Jay! (Pink is the New Blog)
OMG!!! Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are a couple! (PopSugar)
Jessica Simpson amd Zach Galifianakis: Separated at hangover. (CityRag)
Link: Work It
Eternal fame whore, Adrianne Curry, is single-handedly setting back the feminist movement by decades with a single picture on Twitter. And I love it! Okay, that's not true, she doesn't actually have any power to affect any change, in anything, so this picture of Adrianne Curry with her bare ass in the kitchen isn't really going to make a difference, except to maybe give a few 14-year-old boys something to masterbate over. And if that isn't the definition of feminism, I don't know what is.
Link: Adrianne Curry is Bare Assed in the Kitchen, and on Twitter
Ashley Greene Nude Bodypaint Pictures
Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures from Muse Magazine
Emma Watson Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures
Jessica Biel Nude Pictures from Powder Blue!!!
Bar Refaeli: 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Model
Halle Berry Nipple Slip - Make That Breast Slip Pictures!
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Pictures
Victoria's Secret Bikini Pictures
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
Sexiest.Megan Fox Bikini Pictures. Ever.
Hayden Panettiere Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures are WOW!
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures: Zac and Vanessa Go Motorboating!
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
Lindsay Lohan Nude and Topless Pictures!!!
Egotastic! brings you the sexiest celebrity gossip, the hottest pictures, and the latest news and rumors from the world of those crazy celebs.
If you love celebrity gossip, then you'll love Egotastic! It's the sexiest celebrity gossip blog.
