Jessica Simpson's Boobs are a Hand Full

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Why is it the gay guy always get to feel up women's breasts without any consequences. I mean, every time I try to grab a random girl's breasts, it never ends well, but because those guys are gay, it's okay because it's "not sexual." Whatever. Here's Jessica Simpson's breast being grabbed by her stylist / gay best friendwho gets payed to hang out with her. I guess it's been a while since Jess has gotten any, so a little contact is better than none. They are tremendous boobs, though - check out that cleavage. Can't blame a guy (even a gay guy) for trying.

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Jessica Simpson's Cleavage Claims Another Victim

09:24 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

In case you thought Jessica Simpson's cleavage was just a lovely thing to ogle, or maybe one day rest your head against, think again. Those bodacious boobs are dangerous weapons. Well, sorta. You see, as Jessica and her hairdresser/best friend, Ken Paves, were leaving a restaurant, the Paparazzi swarmed to get a closer look at Jessica's boobage, and dear old Ken got popped in the face by a camera. Ouch! Ken was taken to the hospital and got 9 stitches, reports the New York Daily News. Oh well. At least Jessica's cleavage was unharmed.

More pictures of Jessica Simpson's cleavage after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson Flashes Some Ass

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Hey, you wanna see Jessica Simpson's ass? Sure you do, and here it is. Jessica was performing on Good Morning America the other day and "accidently" flashed her ass. It wasn't really an accident, because it looks like Jessica Simpson will do just about anything to get press for her new album. But if that means we get to see more of Jessica Simpson's ass, that's fine by me. In fact, I think this might actually be the first time we've ever seen it.

Oh, and either she was wearing a very, very, very tiny thong, or Jessica Simpson wasn't wearing any underwear at all.

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Stuff Between Jessica Simpson's Breasts Part 1: A Microphone

02:27 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Okay, so I'm really hoping this post becomes a regular feature here on Egotastic!, because I would really like to see more stuff between Jessica Simpson's breasts. It's basically the Egotastic! version of Stuff on My Cat. For this first of hopefully many posts, we have the classic microphone, gently nuzzled between Jessica Simpson's ample cleavage. And yes, I'm thinking what you're thinking.

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Jessica Simpson Makes With The Cleavage

02:21 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Seems Jessica Simpson is feeling a little left out of the cleavage game and wants to remind everyone that she's got some big'uns of her own. Jessica was out on the town in New York with her best friend/hair dresser, and a revealingly low-cut dress. Because sometimes, when your career is in the toilet after a faltered country reboot, you just need to let people know that you still have big boobs and are willing to show them off from time to time.

Lots more Jessica Simpson boobage after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

01:06 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Who? Jessica Simpson. Where? Don't know. When? Yesterday, I think. What? Jessica Simpson bikini pictures! Why? Do you really have to ask?

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Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

11:48 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Okay, maybe not everyone, but at least half. At Jessica Simpson's first live Country performance, opening for Sara Evans (yes, Jessica isn't even a headline act anymore), Simpson was booed by half the crowd, while the other half clapped, reports Us magazine. Obviously, the people who were clapping were high. Still, at least Jessica looked hot, in her obligatory Daisy Duke shorts. The girl's a walking cliché, but I like it.

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Jessica Simpson Reminds You She Has Boobs

11:57 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was out having a fun time in a boat on Lake Tahoe with boyfriend Tony Romo, and sister Ashlee Simpson, but you'd never know it from these pictures, because all I can focus on are Jessica Simpson's boobs. The Country singer (yeah, she's a "Country" singer now) wore a tight pink swimsuit that showed off her breast assets, while her sister, who was actually wearing a bikini, stayed out of the direct line of the paparazzi, so that's why there aren't any pictures of her here. Of course, with Jessica waving her hand around like an idiot, and pushing her chest out as far as she can, what would you expect?

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Jessica Simpson Bikini Breast Inspection

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These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where she is vacationing, and apparently giving herself public breast exams. Jessica was caught taking a long look at her breasts while changing out of her bikini, only half covered by a bath robe.

Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won't malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson's breasts. And I for one will take it.

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Jessica Simpson Is All Tongue

09:13 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Jessica Simpson

Woah, what the hell is going on here? It looks like Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going all 9 1/2 Weeks with some very kinky food play. Actually, these pictures of Jess and Tony swapping cake and spit were taken at the 28th birthday party for Tony Romo, where Jessica Simpson sang a song for her boyfriend, and then proceeded to feed him cake, and lick it off his face. I don't think I've ever been as turned on and grossed out at the same time.

Hey Jessica, I'm turning 28 in July, you wanna come to my party too? Don't forget to bring the cake... Wait a minute. I'm gonna be 28? Fuck, I'm getting too old for this shit.

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